May 2013
3ridan:
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
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“Damn Javert are you the sun because you need to stay 92,960,000 miles away from...”
– Jean Valjean, Book II (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________
(P.S. ______________.)
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‘How did I get Gravy in my Hair?’- an autobiography
rockpapertheodore:
pan2dapan:
cerberusdad:
i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie
oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.
sorou:
i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:
thepioden:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not...
WHY IS EMAILING TEACHERS SO AWKWARD?? Do you start it with a ‘hello’ or a ‘hey’ or a ‘hi’ or a ‘what up, Keith, how’s it hangin’ I JUST DON’T KNOW
angelwingsandplaid:
averypottermormon:
thetremblingofmyhand:
My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.
But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.
Do you see how this might be an issue?
you’re...
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It’s times like this I wonder if maybe I made the wrong decision by carrying on with my education instead of pursuing a career in sailing.
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I’m feeling too depressed and stressed about exams to do any work, but I have too much revision for exams to have a break. It’s a vicious circle.
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
